TUNE Totally Fucking Gay - I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight
"I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight", the 3rd single from Totally Fucking Gay's 2020 release SWALLOW SPERM is upon you, and it's as catchy as the flu. It's a playful take on how being a hetero in 2020 is boring AF. The world is ready to move on from 10k years of vanilla sex, and TFG would like to be the soundtrack for the New World Orgasmic Order. 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight' features some funky electronics in the intro, before transitioning to a digital blast beat, and then an alternate dimension guitar solo. The chorus reminds us all that some people are so stuck in the past that they still listen to The Knack...and stick their P in a V... not that there's anything wrong with that. 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight' is classic TFG; it mixes pop, metal, punk, new wave, indie rock and anal into a sonic brew that satisfies the senses.