Ages ago on on the Isle of Wales, Dave said to me, “how mert you fancy getting rich?” I said” Who’s Rich?” he said “no! You dick, like money, cash, dough, dinero, bread or moolar”. I said “why eye!” (That’s a Nordic phrase meaning ‘most definitely’)
So we sat down for an evening and got tanked up on Monster (www.monsterenergy.com)
And began the rest of our lives!
My first suggestion was we go around elite sport prodigy children’s facilities (were not perverts ((not like that anyway)), it’s an exploitation thing more than anything) (((anywho, read on my man))) and discover the sports geniuses of the future and buy every combination of web addresses that correspond to said star’s name. Then later in life when said athlete/sports star wants their own website.... chiching!!!!
This was pondered for quite some time, until Dave said “why don’t we just be famous international rock stars!!!) At the time this seemed like a straight forward and menial task. We are both uneducated, unskilled and suffer from pervasive developmental disorder.
The master plan began to take shape... Dave said that he could play Contrabass and I should learn the accordion. I knew a kid from school had a huge afro and an even bigger wang so we got him in as eye candy and not much else. We found Phil down the park, up a tree looking down girls tops and figured he would share our dream, (we told him that he could look down tops all day if he played the Kooler Shaker (www.kulashaker.co.uk) in our new band) he was in!!!
So there you have it, ambershift was born!
Incidentally, we got the name from random dictionary exploration, turns out it’s a lighting term, and it is what happens when you get struck by lightning and shift into a Narnian adventure.
All the good influences come from good bands like the Killers and Doves. The bad influences come from the media.